That's the way Saint Stupid would've wanted it.
That's the way Saint Stupid would've planned it.
(Bonk yourself in the forhead)
Had he ever thought about it. (*)!

This is our mantra. We of the Saint Stupid Tribe know that Had we ever thought about it.... ummm.... I forgot.... I knew there was a point. I will wait for the 7 second turn around and see what happens. Oh, there we are, I was saying that Had we ever thought about it we might have done things differently, but we didn't. Homer Simpson puts it well, "Dough!". Years ago I was blessed to receive a button with a picture of our Patron Saint on it. Ofcourse I lost it in the driveway, but I did find it later, after I had driven over it many times and it had been rained on and rusted..... but "

That's the way Saint Stupid would've wanted it.
That's the way Saint Stupid would've planned it.
(Bonk yourself in the forhead)
Had he ever thought about it. (*)!

Thank God (dess!) for our fearless leader, for he knows not, our Patron Saint Stupid!

April All Saints Fool's Day shall be our Tribal Holiday, for the Fool is the most blessed of all. He really knows not from whence he came or whither he shalt go. We shall reak havoc and unfurl frivolity to our hearts content! We can gather with the other fools and sing all the stupid songs we can remember or even if we can't really remember.

Did I forget anything?

In stupidity, Swan the Princess of all that is Fun and Stupid!