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Yes, you're inviting folks to The First Church of Latter Day Slackers. Here's how it works:
On Latter Day, which happens once per year on February 29th, everyone has to work...the rest of the year? They get the day off! I'm telling you, its a sin to not be slacking! Remember, you only have to work for the Devil one day a year under the watchful eye of the Overseer!
And on the 1457th Day, the Overseer opened one Eye A Peep and caused All to be created! The Overseer dwelleth in the Realm of the Navel! Free beer! Void where Prohibited!
Yes, you're inviting folks to The First Church of Latter Day Slackers. Here's how it works:
On Latter Day, which happens once per year on February 29th, everyone has to work...the rest of the year? They get the day off! I'm telling you, its a sin to not be slacking! Remember, you only have to work for the Devil one day a year under the watchful eye of the Overseer!
And on the 1457th Day, the Overseer opened one Eye A Peep and caused All to be created! The Overseer dwelleth in the Realm of the Navel! Free beer! Void where Prohibited!
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Re: The First Church of Latter Day Slackers!
Sat, July 30, 2005 - 8:21 PMOnce every 4 years... that's a good work schedule! -
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Re: The First Church of Latter Day Slackers!
Sun, July 31, 2005 - 11:35 AM"There is no such thing as Good Work. Only Just Work."
--Sloverbs
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